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Ice Ice Baby

Chapter 1: The Greatest Newspaper Article Ever Written

It’s almost time for the 2022 Winter Olympics and all eyes are on Ice Dance’s latest dynamic duo: America’s James Potter and Lily Evans. The favorites to win gold have been entertaining the masses on and off the ice with their brilliant performances, their undeniable chemistry, and how freaking hot they both are. But everyone wants to know: are they a thing?

Ask James Potter, and he’ll say Lily is the most important person in his life and they make an amazing team.

Ask Lily Evans, and she’ll blush a lot and say the same.

One’s in love, one’s in denial. Can they skate the perfect routine, figure out their feelings, and get through an interview with Jimmy Fallon without insulting the man in front of his live studio audience?

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mabeltothknows

Anonymous asked:

I really, REALLY, dislike Graham.

I can't wait for the glorious moment in which he'll know that Lily fancy James Potter. I can't fucking wait for it, the realization splatted on his face.

Lily, this beautiful muggleborn, fancies James Potter, a pureblood who has no judgment and prejudice.

I mean, Flor is a nice girl, but Graham... I really want to punch him every time, especially I don't like the way he treats and speaks about Sirius and James

Please, Lily let him realize or tell him directly (even better) that you have fallen for a young man, who is a leader, who has strong principles, who is a good person, whose name is James Potter.

When I read the Graham likes her, my thought was "my dear, she fancy James, I can't wait for you to know it"

I want to add that your James is one of my favourite, I really like how you write him ❤️

chdarling answered:

hmmmm ok I have a rule where I don’t tell anyone how to feel about a character! So I’m not gonna do that!

But…….this is extremely self-indulgent on my part, but I just want to offer some space to consider how characters like Sirius and James are perceived by other students at school, particularly the more marginalized students (like Graham).

So, forgive me:

Facts about Sirius and James as perceived by the general student body:

  • Sirius Black came from one of the most prominent Muggle-hating families in wizarding society. Prior to 1976 it was not common knowledge that he did not get along with his family. (Canon; TLE2-16)
  • Sirius Black called Cecil Stebbins the M-word in first year. (TLE2-36)
  • Sirius Black made a splash in third year by stealing a muggle-born girl’s diary, reading it aloud, and proceeding to torment her about it and her crush [on a pure-blood boy] for years. (TLE1-7)
  • Sirius Black was at least semi-frequently photographed with prominent members of wizarding society who publicly spouted anti-Muggle sentiment (such as the Malfoys), and these photos were glowingly printed in the Daily Prophet’s Society pages for all to read. (TLE1-28; TLE1-35)
  • Sirius Black often made a show of spending his family’s money extravagantly, such as buying drinks for entire tables of random students in the Three Broomsticks as a joke. (TLE1-25)
  • Sirius Black had a reputation for dueling and getting into fights. (TLE1-44, and like…every other chapter lmao)
  • James Potter publicly declared that he wouldn’t date a muggle-born girl if she were the last girl in school, then proceeded to tease her about it for years (TLE1-7)
  • James Potter had a reputation for being jinx happy, frequently hexing other students. (Canon, TLE1-7, TLE1-40, TLE1-50, TLE1-52, TLE2-40, etc etc etc etc)
  • In his fifth year, James Potter once hexed a younger Muggle-born student so badly it took 2 weeks for his skin to turn back to normal. (TLE1-50, TLE2-40)
  • James Potter publicly humiliated his enemies. (TLE1-52)
  • James Potter mocked another student for essentially being poor (TLE2-31)
  • James Potter was the Captain of the Gryffindor Quidditch Team, which did not have a single Muggle-born member. (TLE2-45)
  • Etc etc etc

Of course, WE have context for all these incidents. We know their thoughts, intentions, etc. But how would someone like Graham have that insight? Why would he ever give them the benefit of the doubt?

And yet despite all this, the way Graham has treated them has been to be inwardly disdainful and outwardly polite, even being gracious in welcoming James when he crashed the MBSC without an express invite. (Sure, internally he may have been thinking “you privileged wanker”, but did he say it? No! lmao)

Anyway!! Just another perspective on this dude! I love hearing all the different takes on him. He has not QUITE surpassed Florence as Most Controversial TLE Character but he’s at least won a shiny medal. 🥈😂

mabeltothknows

Justice for Graham! A handsome guy with great taste in music and redheads

beesinabiscuit

Mabel knows I hate Graham because he doesn’t like ABBA and said he had great taste in music anyways is this what cyberbullying feels like

Graham is fine the ABBA hate is unforgivable thinking that James and Sirius are pretentious lil assholes is totally fine though
startanewdream
julvett

Here is the Jily fanfic I’ve been threatening to post if you’d like to read it. Very nervous about sharing the first chapter of this silly fic, but I hope you like it!

Chapter 1: The Silver Stag

“Come on mate, pick up your step.”

James Potter’s brisk footsteps echoed off the stones that paved the sparsely populated corridor as the top of the hour approached. Sirius Black trailed several paces behind, ignoring the slurred admonishments coming from a nearby portrait of a pair of drunken monks, chiding them that they’d soon be running late.

“Dunno why we left so early,” Sirius said, catching up with James. “Charms doesn’t start for another…” he glanced down at his wristwatch. “… three minutes.”

“So?”

“Three minutes. That’s three minutes of potential mischief that isn’t being managed. What’s gotten into you, lately? It’s like you’re not even trying to be late for class anymore.”

James laughed easily and turned to face his friend. “Apologies Mister Padfoot,” he said dramatically, placing his hand over his heart as he backed towards the classroom. “I solemnly swear I will start taking my lateness more seriously.”

James pushed through the classroom door, bracing himself for the typical fanfare that usually greeted the two boys whenever they entered a room. Girls smiling, teammates waving, teachers wincing, and the like. However, today that fanfare was noticeably absent. Books and wands were already out on the desks and an excited buzz filled the room as their classmates conversed with one another with far more energy than usual.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/45108292/chapters/113474821

chdarling
chdarling

ok I warned you I was gonna make unhinged TLE polls. Time for Fuck, Marry, Kill: TLE EDITION. Round 1: Florence, Graham, Mulciber

Fuck Florence, Marry Graham, Kill Mulciber

Fuck Florence, Marry Mulciber, Kill Graham

Fuck Graham, Marry Florence, Kill Mulciber

Fuck Graham, Marry Mulciber, Kill Florence

Fuck Mulciber, Marry Florence, Kill Graham

Fuck Mulciber, Marry Graham, Kill Florence

See Results
beesinabiscuit

only fucking Graham because I know I would find him too annoying to be happily married to.

Also, who tf is killing poor Florence?